One cannot be a friend if one is not available to said friend.
OK, that's it. Where do you learn this nonsense?
It's not nonsense. It's the 8 Smart Steps Certain to Make a Perfect Pal.
Where'd you get that, some stupid magazine? Holy Cosmo! You're getting relationship advice from a supermarket checkout rag!
Keep it down. Paige and I have been getting on better since we decided to be caring friends to each other, but I was concerned that I would eventually do something to mess that up. So I did research to avoid that.
The New England Journal of Medicine is research. You read a periodical with pictures of One Direction.
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