Scorpion · 241 quotes
Come on, Toby, this is hazelnut creamer!
And that's a table, and that's a chair. I'm pretty good at this game.
You wrote "hazelnut" in front of creamer again on the grocery list. I hate hazelnut!
People like flavored creamers.
Creamer is a flavor and you could have just written a different item under it.
You could just relax. Don't be such a creamer-screamer.
I'm not screaming, though I could very easily if you don't stop that nonsense you've been pulling.
Really?
Yes.
Paige DineenOK.
Absolutely.
Paige DineenOK, this has gotta end.
What does?
You two fighting constantly lately.
She's right. You two argue like an old married couple.
He's intentionally antagonistic.
Actually, I'm half antagonistic, on my mother's side. But my father? One hundred percent oppositional.
Over the past weeks, your antics have gone from petty annoyance to overtly combative.
Objection. Inflammatory.
Paige DineenOverruled.
Objection. You can't make that call. You two are sweet on each other.
Objection!
OK, if we're gonna play kangaroo court: I have to go out of pocket to sweeten my java because all we normally have here is regular creamer.
That honey is from Kovelsky's, it's free.
Immaterial.
Paige DineenYou know what? You both suck. Your bickering is making everyone miserable.
Copy that.
Paige DineenYou're being sent to couple's therapy.
Awesome!
What? No.
I'm with jerkface.
Paige DineenWell, too bad. I manage this ball club.
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You heard the judge.
