Happy Quinn quotes from Scorpion

Toby Curtis

So you did kiss!

Walter O'Brien

It's not like we enjoyed it.

Happy Quinn

It was gross!

Walter O'Brien

Come on.

Walter O'Brien

It's a divorce gift, for your baby.

Happy Quinn

It's hideous. And heavy.

Walter O'Brien

It's protective! Did you know that on aircraft you're exposed to as much radiation as a chest x-ray?

Happy Quinn

I'm a genius, I know most things.

Walter O'Brien

Well, what if you're on a plane with Tobias Merriweather Curtis Jr.?

Happy Quinn

Merriweather?

Toby Curtis

Yeah, I need to tell you something about my middle name. It's Merriweather.

Happy Quinn

You said it was Marcus!

Happy Quinn

That's not a lot of time.

Walter O'Brien

Well, there's never enough time.

Happy Quinn

There's a GPS killswitch on the engine....I'll try and override it.

Paige Dineen

When you rented this truck, what did you do?

Veronica Dineen

I said I had a rented truck. I never said I rented a truck. Someone with a credit card ending in 3939 rented it, technically.

Paige Dineen

Great the credit card company picked up the fraud and the rental place used the GPS to shut down the truck. Thanks, Mom! If millions of people die, it'll be your fault!

Veronica Dineen

How could I know about GPS switches? I've been in prison for six years!

Cabe Gallo

Prison?

Walter O'Brien

Prison?

Sylvester Dodd

Prison?

Ralph Dineen

Grandma's a jailbird.

Toby Curtis

That's your gated community in Arizona?!

Happy Quinn

She was begging you to take her to that Italian joint!

Cabe Gallo

No, I'm pretty sure that was just a conversation between two adults.

Paige Dineen

Alright adults, let's hit it. Cabe, she wanted you to ask her out. You suck at girls.

Happy Quinn

What's up?

Toby Curtis

Turbine's hot. So are you by the way. Love that rubber boots/mechanic outfit combo.

Happy Quinn

Let me guess, save it for the honeymoon.

Toby Curtis

If you could.

Walter O'Brien

In the wake of Tim's recent departure, it was made clear to me that my decision-making could be a bit--

Happy Quinn

Tyrannical.

Walter O'Brien

I was going to say unilateral. But your input is heard, and appreciated.

Toby Curtis

Overcompensation by way of agreeability and inclusion. Got it.

Walter O'Brien

Wrong! But appreciated. Anyway, we're a team, everyone's feelings should be heard, not just mine.

Cabe Gallo

Anyone who graduated middle school knows the conch method. It's from Lord of the Flies.

Toby Curtis

You know this'll flame out when you eventually snap like a rubber band. Being genial isn't your nature.

Walter O'Brien

Wrong! But appreciated.

Paige Dineen

What is this?....We're doing the Department of Energy server upgrade today.

Walter O'Brien

Nope. That job has been postponed indefinitely.

Paige Dineen

What? I spent weeks landing that contract.

Cabe Gallo

And Walt spent minutes dismantling it.

Paige Dineen

Explanation. Now.

Walter O'Brien

Well, it's quite simple, really. Our point person at the DOE kept saying he was going to pay us a hundred and nine thousand dollars.

Paige Dineen

Yes, that's what we agreed to. One hundred nine thousand.

Walter O'Brien

No-o-o that's not what he said.

Happy Quinn

Here we go.

Walter O'Brien

He said a hundred AND nine thousand dollars. That's a hundred dollar bill, and nine thousand dollars. That's substantially less than our fee.

Paige Dineen

For the love of God, Walter, it's an expression.

Walter O'Brien

"Make haste not waste" is an expression. "A penny for your thoughts" is an expression.

Paige Dineen

"Not playing with a full deck" is an expression!

Walter O'Brien

Exactly, but what the DOE rep said was mathematically inaccurate. And I told him. Repeatedly. People don't wanna better themselves?

Paige Dineen

The irony of that question is completely lost on you, isn't it?

Walter O'Brien

Did you see what I just did? I asked Paige if she was OK and even though she told me an obvious lie, I let her be. She clearly doesn't want to get into it. I'm making progress. Good for me!

Happy Quinn

I'm going to Lancaster....I fell asleep waiting for a response from an internet chat mechanic. She said she would send me something over, but when I woke up, she still hadn't responded. Doesn't make any sense. She's more detail-oriented than you and I put together.

Walter O'Brien

Doubtful. If that were the case she would've sent you the specs.

Happy Quinn

She is and she hasn't. Something's up.

Walter O'Brien

Emotional concern for a fellow mechanic. Fascinating. You know, I think that we're both...evolving.

Happy Quinn

Good for us.

What's your favorite color, Happy?

Happy Quinn

Chrome.

Good answer.

Toby Curtis

You know why you're so worried? She's your friend, and you are pushing so hard and being a pill with all of us because you don't want to lose that friend.

Happy Quinn

She's someone from a chatroom!

Toby Curtis

I've been trying to figure out why it's taken so long to get that guest list from you for the wedding. It's 'cause you have no friends to invite outside of Scorpion.

Happy Quinn

That's ridiculous.

Toby Curtis

You have spent your whole life convinced you are incapable of friendships with humans. But you bonded with Ada. Whether you like it or not, you have a real, normal, non-Scorpion friend! And that friend has no immune system, a vat of honey for a home, and an oxygen tank with four minutes left on it. And you don't wanna lose her.