BDBiker Dude
Hey, little muffin, how 'bout you and me go for a moonlight ride?
GGirl
No thanks, I'm allergic to the stink of desperation.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
RSRandom Spanker Gang Member
Let's go spank somewhere else!
Oh, Freddie, this is such a romantic setting for our second date.
FFred
If you say so. All I know is, since my dad owns the place, we get free refills.
Hold it right there, leather-wearing creepy. First section seven forty-one dot B of the Chrystal Cove bylaws; there are no monsters or monster-like creatures allowed in public areas.
Unless tickets are being sold.
Wow, that was very... POETICAL.
MWMember of The Wild Brood
Velma, do you believe in love at first sight?
In your case... no.
Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher?
OOrc
No.
(to Fred) See, I told you, let's go.
OOrc
My gratitude is yours, fair Daph.
FFred
FAIR DAPH?! Listen here, TUSKY, only I get to call her Daph, and I say no fair!
OOrc
Crazy driving there, Frederick.
FFred
Thanks. And it's Fred. Unless we're dating, and then it's Freddie.
Okay. Let's see who was trying to give the Wild Brood a bad name.
(The Orc unmasks the Impostor Orc)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred
Another geek?
OThe Orcs
Maxwell?
Like, who's Maxwell?
OOdnarb
He works in the copy room at our gaming company. Maxwell, why?
MMaxwell
Why? I'll tell you why. You all thought you were so cool. You never let me join in the beta testing of any of your new video games. No, I was just the lowly copy boy. So I sought my revenge. I made a Wild Brood costume of my own. From that point on, all I had to do was steal a rocket launcher, grab someone to hack the computer to divert the train, reroute said train, board the train from a moving motorcycle, defeat the train's security system, blow up the bridge the train was on, which would cause the Swordfish console to be destroyed in a massive train wreck, ruining your careers and hopefully giving rise to my own in the process. Simple!
Dude. Seriously?
MMaxwell
Overkill, huh? Well, it might have worked, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Am I right?
SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred
Uh, no.
Don't think so.
Not really.
(Maxwell feels sorry)
(puts the Orc mask on Maxwell's face) And keep that mask on. You geeks freak me out without them. (drives away with Maxwell arrested)
Don't be so hard on yourself. You tried to do a very brave thing.
FFred
No, Odnarb was the brave one. He saved us all. Go ahead. Hang with him, Daph.
OOdnarb
We've got to get back to our render farm. But I was thinking... maybe one last ride? I'll let you hold onto my jacket. It's genuine elf thigh.
Oh. No thanks, Od. You're awesome with all your deep thoughts and poetical nobility and stuff. But my heart has always been with Freddie. (kisses Fred on the cheek)
FFred
Yes! In your face, Odnarb, or whoever you are. She digs me. She digs me! SHE DIGS ME!
SPSoccer Player
Fred missed another match. What he'd get, TRAPPED?
AAphrodite
Run down that mangy mongrel! Run him down with the LOVE! Now!
The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components: Pewter, found in grout used only in stained glass windows of the eighteenth century. Ectoplasm, or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus. And finally, rose quartz, mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove.
Silver plated seesaws, Fred, you're not in the love anymore? Then, I'm going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you.
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