Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Where is it, Fred? Where is it?
Take it easy, Daph .At least we now know it's not here.
You don't understand, Fred. We have to find that disk now. It's almost midnight. They'll be waking up soon.
What? Who?
(The skeletons rise themselves)
The skeletons. The skeletons walk after midnight. Run!
Fred Jones, you remember every trap you ever built. Why can't you remember where you hid the most important relic in the universe?
Trap. That's it. Now I remember. (starts the engine of wrecked Mystery Machine) It's at the old abandoned factory.
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Aha! Now that's more like it.
Should I just keep driving around in circles, Mr. Fred? Oh, sir? (drives the Mystery Machine in a circle)
No, the old abandoned factory, hippie. And floor it.
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
This isn't the way to the factory.
I'm willing to bet it's the way to the factory. The real factory.
(a bit disappointed) Fred, we're headed straight for that wall. It's solid brick!
Is it, or is it...
(Fred accelerates faster the Mystery Machine into the wall)
Aah! Uhh!
(The Mystery Machine breaks through the fake wall)
Fake. As fake as everything else in the old abandoned Crystal Cove movie studio. And as fake as you, Daphne.
How...How did you know?
Two big ones. The real Daphne would never forget that our first date was at the Trap Expo 3000. But the biggest mistake was right at the start.
What?
You said jeepies. Daphne says jeepers. Velma says jinkies. Nobody says jeepies. I mean, that's just plain silly. Once I knew you were fake, I figured Crystal Cove must be phony, too. It could only be the old movie studio made to look like a ruined town, complete with animatronics skeletons. Obviously this was all about the location of the Planispheric Disk. Convincing me that I needed to save my friends from a post-apocalyptic future was the most obvious way to get me to tell you where I hid it. It's exactly what I would have done.
(In Steelco Industries, the gang and Evil Fred arrived)
Fan out. Search every inch of this place until we find that disk.
Well, like, if you remember hiding it here, like, dude, where is it?
Well, the exact location slipped my mind. (leaves the gang to search the Planispheric Disk alone)
We can't let that fake Fred get his hands on the Planispheric Disk.
What do we do?
Like, we do what the real Fred would do. We trap him.
Agreed. But it's got to be before he gets his hands on...
The Planispheric Disk. I found it! I found it!
Okay, never mind.
Now that you've got it, what are you going to do with it? Fake Fred.
Ahh, well done. You finally figured out I'm an imposter. So what? I'm taking the Planispheric Disk, and who's going to stop me? You? You?
NO! (arrives) Me. I mean you. Me. I mean me. You me. I-- Aw, heck. You get the idea. (starts fighting Evil Fred)
Don't just stand there, Shaggy. Get in there and help Fred.
Which one?
Uh, the good one.
(shows up) Be careful, Fred. Don't hurt him.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne look at Old Daphne)
AAAAHH! NO! NO!
(to Old Daphne) Daphne, you look terrible. You should get more sleep.
(takes the Planispheric Disk) I'll never give up this disk. You'll never beat me.
(throws the chain to Evil Fred's legs) I don't need to beat you. I just need you to stay put.
Get me out of this. He's the fake.
They're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.
Which one's the real Fred?
(to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?
What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.
(to Fred) And you?
Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.
Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)
(Velma shuts down the magnetic machine, Evil Fred and Fred fall down to the floor)
Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?
You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)
Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.
I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?
If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)
Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.
I know.
Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?
Yeah. Why?
For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?
That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.
Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.
I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.
(shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?
Professor Pericles?
You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.
On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.
Zoinks!
(2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!
Fine. You win. Take it.
Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.
(2 Kriegstaffebots throw Daphne into Fred and leave)
Freddie, I'm so sorry. Pericles got away with the disk because I got grabbed by robots.
Don't worry, Daph. The important thing is that you're back safe and sound. And you look good again.
Only now, Pericles has the Planispheric Disk.
(Pericles places the Planispheric Disk in a special location in Destroido)
I'm coming for you, master. I'm coming to set you free.
Now let's see who this Monstrous Freak really is.
(The Monstrous Freak weakened by a light transforms into conquistador)
It's...it's... Who is that?
If I'm not mistaken, it's El Aguirre, the captain of the Spanish conquistadors.
El Aguirre? But why?
La pura verdad, the truth is simple. I did not want you to discover how to destroy the Evil Entity buried deep beneath Crystal Cove, in its Caja Demonio.
Like, that doesn't make any sense. I thought you'd be the first person who'd want that thing destroyed.
No! Do you not see? If you destroy the Entity, myself and my men will be set free from this ENDLESS CURSE. We should never be set free. We must pay for all the horrible atrocities we committed while in service to the Entity.
Oh.
I can still hear their screaming. All the screams of the innocent ones. No. No! We must pay forever! We can never be set free!
Okay. Like, the old Spanish dude is a little loco in the cabeza.
Do not fret. All can be undone. All can be forgiven.
Yes. Yes, all can be forgiven.
That reminds me. Uh, be right back.
(In the real world)
They're not gonna make it. I'll never be whole again. It's over. All over! (sobbing) Unless...
(In the dream)
It was centuries of your Earth time ago. They called themselves Ma Cuben Sun Macul, which means the Hunters of Secrets. They were the original group manipulated by the Evil Entity. There were more to follow. The evil one has forever been manipulating hapless souls throughout history in hopes they would set him free from his crystal sarcophagus. The Mystery Incorporated that preceded yours, the Darrow Family's Mystery Fellowship, the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the Mystery Gang with their bull Tiny, the Alianzo Mysterio and their pet skunk El Fuchy, and Fraternitas Mysterium. Always 4 humans and an animal. The Mayan group of friends, the Hunters of Secrets, were the very first. They were the most pure. They realized they were being manipulated and instead of setting the evil one free, they were about to destroy it with the Heart of the Jaguar. Alas, they were interrupted by El Aguirre and his men who came and took the crystal sarcophagus away thinking it to be a great treasure.
(In the real world)
You're the smart one, Velma. It's time to go. Give my other half the talisman. Complete the bridge and I can bring you all home. Velma, listen! Hear me! Time's up!
(In the dream)
(moving the talisman) Jinkies! We're out of time!
(Fred and Daphne go to Sitting room)
(touches the shoulder of Fred Jones Sr.) I want you to know that whatever happened, I'm not really mad at you. Despite the whole stealing me as an innocent baby and lying to me my entire life, you were a great dad. I forgive you. You've always been and still are the only real father I've ever know.
Leaping late lilies, Fred. I am so proud of you. Even if you don't break the spell, even if you can't turn it all around by destroying that Evil Entity, I want you to know that having you as my son was the absolute best part of my life. You were always the best part of me.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Dancing Man arrive)
Freddie, we have to go.
Yeah, like, time's up. If we don't leave now, we don't leave ever.
(Velma gives the talisman to Dancing Man)
Ha ha ha! I am going home. Ha ha ha!
(The gang takes each member's hands in circle)
Find the Heart of the Jaguar, Scooby-Doo. It is the only way you shall defeat the evil that is buried deep beneath Crystal Cove. Use the Heart of the Jaguar.
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