Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated · Season 1
(Fred wakes up in a destroyed and apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
(looks at the mirror) What happened? (leaves the destroyed house) Gang? Gang! Daphne! (tries to call Daphne in his cell phone and reads) "No Signal Anywhere!". (walks the destroyed Crystal Cove street) Anybody! Hello! Hellooooo! (finds skeletons anywhere) No. No! This is all wrong. Crystal Cove has much greener lawns and fewer skeletons. Velma! Shaggy! Scooby Doo, where are you?!
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
(whimpering)
Does the dog need walking?
I walk myself, Fred.
(shows the Canine Grumpets) Perhaps you would enjoy a canine crumpet.
Hmm. That is not a Scooby snack, Fred. Humph!
What difference does it make? (Scooby is shocked) I'm sure they all taste the same.
(grumbling) You eat them, then.
What was that, Scoobert?
Uh, nothing. Nothing.
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
(finds the Mystery Machine) There! (hugs it) Ahh! There she is! (looks the Mystery Machine's wreckage) I don't understand any of this. What happened to Crystal Cove? What happened to the people? What happened to your groovy paintjob? (Mystery Machine's door falls down and Fred finds the Mr. Traples half ruined) Mr. Traples. What happened here? Please, tell me what's going on. (finds the clothes of Velma and Shaggy in the floor) Velma. Shaggy. Scooby. They're... They're... Oh, no. No. It's impossible. How could it get any worse? (The green scarf appears and flies in front of Fred) Daphne's scarf. No! It can't be! It can't be true! DAPHNE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
(Fred is sitting outside the destroyed City Hall)
(sadly) Daphne.
Fred?
Cut it out, Mr. Traples. It's not funny you imitating Daphne like that.
Freddie, is that really you?
Daphne?
(shows up) Fred, where have you been?
(shocked) Aah!
Oh, Freddie, don't look at me. I'm hideous!
Daphne, is... is that really you?
Of course it's me, silly. And jeepies, you found my scarf. (puts the scarf on her neck) I've been looking all over for this.
I still don't understand. I came out of that mirror and everything had changed. Why is everyone a skeleton and why are you--
Do I really look so awful, Freddie?
Uh... no.
When you didn't come back, something went crazy with the Planispheric Disk. Velma said it created a vortex around Crystal Cove and sped up time here. We searched everywhere for it. You hid it too well. Decades whirred by in weeks. Everyone aged quickly and one by one, turned to dust until only I was left.
I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I... I'm just a really good hider.
You've got to change it back. Right up till the end, Velma said the Planispheric Disk could reverse the process. Where did you hide it, Freddie? We have to get that disk.
Then that's what we'll do. Daphne, Mr. Traples, load up. We've got a future to change.
The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Shaggy and Scooby loved this place. It was hidden here the whole time?
Yep. Come on.
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Everybody out.
Like, this is more like it. (chuckles) The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium makes me, like, f-f-famished.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(grabs Shaggy and Scooby hardly) What's wrong with you two? You're like bottomless pits. We're not here to indulge your munchies. We're here for that Planispheric Disk.
Freddie, you're the one who hid it here. I don't understand why you don't know where it is.
Oh, you don't understand? Intellect isn't your strong suit, huh? What about you? Got any smarts in there behind those eye goggles?
Hmmph.
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Freddie, we've looked everywhere. It's not here.
Hey, wait a minute. You're right. This wasn't the last place I hid the disk. The trip through the mirror must have jangled my memory. Now I remember.
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Never mind, change of plans. This isn't where I left it after all.
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
The Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex? You hid the disk here?
Sure. I would think you of all people would realize why this place would be so important to me, don't you, Daph?
Because we had our first date here, Freddie.
I can always count on you to remember stuff like that. Come on.
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
It's got to be here somewhere. Keep searching.
What's the score?
The score, Norbert, is that we're gonna find that disk tonight.
I meant the score to the baseball game. That you're listening to. On that thingymabob.
Heh. I knew that.
It's not Norbert. It's Norville. And nobody calls him that. It's always Shaggy.
I suggest less nitpicking and more searching. (talks through headphone) Wait. What? It's not here. Get back in the van.
(Scooby thinks Fred is crazy)
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
The kennel of the horrible hounds?
Shaggy used to board Scooby here when he and his folks went on vacations. I'm pretty sure I put the Planispheric Disk here.
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
Fred, this is all very bizarre.
You don't know the meaning of the word, child. (grunts) I just remembered where I actually hid the disk.
(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)
Here we are. This time for sure.
The education board of Crystal Cove? Why? That's so random.
I'm surprised at you, Daphne. Education is very important to me. Isn't it, Mr. Traples? (plays with Mr. Traples)
(In the present version of Crystal Cove)
I don't know. Look in all the desks, I guess. I'll check out the superintendent's office. (leaves the gang)
Gang, something is definitely wrong here. (writes the blackboard with chalk) I mean, is it me or is Fred acting even stranger than usual?
It's not you.
Maybe if we can retrace our steps, we'll see a pattern. (writing) F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex. Kennel of the horrible hounds. Education board of Crystal Cove. (marks the first and second 4 letters from top to bottom)
"Fake Fred"?
I knew it.
Then who is he?
And who sent the message?
My guess? The real Fred. Wherever he is, he's probably in life-threatening peril.
And in the clutches of some hideous creature.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
