In some circles I have what are referred to as magic fingers – in fact the same neck rub once prompted a member of a particular royal family into making me an indelicate offer.
S4 E8Photo Finish
S4 E9The Man Who Died Twice
Ok, I’ll keep my feet on the ground but for now watch my rear huh?
My pleasure.
Very funny.
What’s that smell?
Dinner and if you think it smells bad you should taste it.
Oh my gosh, that looks delicious, who cooked?
PPhillip
I did, I’ve got cooking third period at school.
Yeah making dinner was on the final exam... he flunked.
Look I’m as fond of children as the next fellow… at holiday dinners of course… preferably at a separate table
Sweetheart I think that was the best casserole surprise I’ve ever tasted.
PPhillip
I think I left out some ingredients from last night.
Well that just made it more of a surprise... how’d you like your brothers meal?
It was a lot better than last night, I’m not dizzy yet.
S4 E10Need to Know
Disturbing the peace, assault, destroying personal property, not to mention six municipal code violations… you’ve had quite a day.
Amanda, I’ve been thinking about what we were talking about earlier and I have decided... No secrets.
Good plan, now you’re really on to something.
Who’s Jim Sironen? Um... Hilton Head 1976?
I haven’t got a clue... Ah just wait... Um you know what? I think I’m developing a sort of selective memory or something.
Yeah, you know I had the same kind of memory with the Petrovich twins.
I don’t know what a couple of tumblers from the Moscow Circus have to do with...
Jim Sironen?
Who?
The Petrovich twins were a little tiny chapter in my past that I would have rather kept secret but no you had to read the report, remember?
Ooh God, remember? I... Yes, yes I do remember... Yes I do remember, I’ve got to admit I do remember.
And since there were no little goodies in your past that usually come up in the line of duty I thought that the Jim Sironen file would make a fair trade.
Kind of like trading baseball cards huh? I’ll give you two Mickey Mantles for a Whitey Ford.
Yeah, we’ll swap secrets you know? Tell everything... Lay it all on the line.
I’ll go second.
S4 E11Santa's Got a Brand New Bag
Oh hello Sir, Merry Christmas.
SDr. Smith
Ditto King.
Are you looking for the party?
SDr. Smith
I’m packing GC’s for the gang... Gift certificates King, point me in the right direction.
Right down there in the bull pen Sir
SDr. Smith
Oh here (he gives her a gift certificate) pick up a bauble on me.
Thank you sir (she kisses him on the cheek) Merry Christmas.
SDr. Smith
Don’t ever do that again.
I won’t.
SDr. Smith
Peace on earth.
BBernie
Hiya Lee, thanks for coming.
Hi, this is for you (he hands Bernie a present, it’s a scarf)
BBernie
Thanks a lot, Oh boy.
Yeah you know, I figure everyone can use a scarf right?
BBernie
Yeah, I sure got a lot of use out of the one you gave me last year... And the year before that too.
S4 E12Any Number Can Play
Did you have a nice evening?
Oh yeah, pretty quiet just me and my popcorn and my book.
You know you’re a lot like I am you love to read a good dictionary.
Alright then what’s the standard procedure in a case like this?
Standard procedure, well that would be to... Um assemble a personal profile through interviews and surveillance of locations frequented by the suspect
In this case the Kenlan Club, I will pick you up at 8 o’clock.
You don’t have to do that.
Amanda, we’re talking about my future Mother-in-law right? And besides I might get lucky.
Let me ask you a question.
What is it?
Why are you wearing that when you’re going to see a documentary on tractors?
It’s the premiere.
Oh I see... and a date with Lee Stetson?
Good night Mother.
On a scale of 1 to 10 he’s an 11 and she doesn’t want to date him... My daughters crazy.
How was the film?
There was no film Mother.
Cancelled from lack of interest?
Sugar, Mr Stetson?
Cream... oh I know that from work.
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