Scarecrow and Mrs. King · Season 1, Episode 8
“Saved By The Bells” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Amanda (6), Lee Stetson (3), Francine Desmond (2), Dotty (2)
Hey, everybody, drink up. We have just captured the leader of the most successful espionage ring in the country.
Uh, we?
Well, yeah, I like to think of us as one big, happy team around here. Sharing in the pain, sharing in the heartache.
Sharing the credit.
If I must.
Is it legal in this state to grow penicillin?
Amanda?
Yes, Mother?
Somebody's here to see you.
Oh, really? Who -- Oh, uh, Mother, this is Miss Desmond, she's one of my pet-sitting clients, I take care of her ... chimpanzee.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, won't you sit down? Oh, I just thought it was awfully enterprising when Amanda told me that she was going to start this service, taking care of people's pets and plants. I mean, it's not exactly what I had in mind when she went to college, but, I mean after all, what does one do with a degree in American lit?
Uh, I really have to be going, could I take a raincheck on that strudel?
Oh. All right. Be careful with that chimpanzee!
Scarecrow, I am astounded that you found your way back here. Your reputation is not exaggerated.
Oh, no.
I cannot allow you to jeopardize my plans.
Look. She has nothing to do with this.
Tell the big fella to keep quiet.
Quiet, big fella.
I don't know how anyone could mistake me for you, you're so much taller.
Well, it is almost impossible to believe my good fortune in having you drop into my hands not just once, but twice.
Please, you've just got to believe me. I'm not the Scarecrow.
My dear, if I believed that, what use would you be to me? Do you think I could let you live one more second?
You're right, this is your lucky day.
Think of something, think of something!
I am thinking!
Uggh!
Just relax, will you?
Oh, sure, easy for you to say. You're not the one they're going to stuff in a refrigerator and ship off to Moscow.
No, I'm the one they're going to put up against a wall and shoot!
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