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Lee Stetson quotes from Scarecrow and Mrs. King

Played by Bruce Boxleitner · 153 quotes · page 8 of 11

Lee Stetson

2nd most-quoted character in Scarecrow and Mrs. King: in 153 of its 230 quotes
Most scenes with: Amanda (116), Francine Desmond (20), Billy Melrose (17)

Scenes with Lee Stetson 147

You know this is what always happens.

Lee

What?

I always have to go back to the Agency.

Lee

We’ve got to divide the work.

I agree with you let’s divide the work load, you follow the paper trail and I’ll follow Zorbel.

Lee

You think you can break into Zorbel’s place?

No.

Lee

Well?

Call me a cab.

Lee

You’re a cab.

Thank you

S3 E8 Reach for the Sky
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Oh.

Lee

What?

Well some of this stuff is a little misleading you know, it’s the legal talk, I mean it says I’m resistant to change and that can’t be me, I was never a stubborn person, I’m just not a stubborn person.

Lee

Well you sure know how to get what you want.

Lee – I’m not stubborn am I? Ok I’m a little stubborn.

S3 E11 The Wrong Way Home
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You know now there are a few things that we probably ought talk about before we get checked in. You know I know we don’t have any problems now but we’re out here in the parking lot in the middle of the day and we wouldn’t want to have any problems later so if we could just get a few things straight now...

Lee

Amanda this really isn’t necessary...

I know it isn’t but just indulge me ok?

Lee

Oh alright.

Well alright in the first place I like to take my shower first thing in the morning, now I know that there’s some men who like to go into the bathroom and they lock the door and they go in with the newspaper and the shave and they read the paper and I don’t know what they do in there but they take over an hour – and I just hope your not one of those kind of guys, you know? But anyway even if you are maybe we can figure out some sort of a compromise that’s comfortable for both of us. Now the other thing is when I sleep at night I like to leave the window cracked just about this much, just enough for a little fresh air, now I hope that’ll be alright with you if it won’t I’ll crack it just about that much...

Lee

Amanda.

Yeah?

Lee

We’re registered as brother and sister.

You and me?

Lee

Yes we’ve got our own room, bathroom, bedroom the whole works.

Well that’ll make things much easier.

Lee

Yeah.

We don’t look a thing alike.

Lee

Let me walk you to your room.

Across the hall?

Lee

Well yeah – you can’t be to careful you know?

That’s good thinking.

Lee

Hmm second nature, field experience.

What kind of field experience?

Lee

You know.

Not necessarily.

Lee

You know how I am about reading the small print.

Oh, speaking of small print here’s some that I don’t think you’ve read at all yet. It’s your prescription from Dr Scardelli.

Lee

What?

Hmmm.

Lee

Bed rest and total relaxation for five days, hey look I’m fine, I’ve got a thousand things to do around here I can’t...

I second that prescription Scarecrow and that’s an order, Mrs King I have an assignment for you.

Yes sir, what is it?

Him, I’m giving you a temporary AOS16 status, so that he will get that rest.

Yes sir, I won’t let you down.

Lee

AOS16?

Higher than you, that’s right.

Lee

One level higher.

Step right this way please.

S3 E17 The Eyes Have It
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Lee, we have to stop playing this telephone tag it isn’t getting us anywhere.

Lee

Save it Amanda, I’ve got about 20 seconds before they lock onto this line and track it, you’ve got to go home.

Go home? What are you gonna do?

Lee

I’m trying to find Sonia, the Agency’s crawling all over her apartment, she won’t go back there anyway.

Let me help you.

Lee

No all you can do now is lead them to me, now we know it is Alexi you are in danger. You’ve got to go home, take the long way, use up their manpower, but don’t lose them, they’re your security blanket, you got it? I need time to play one more card, be careful… I love you.

What?

Lee

Amanda, I meant what I said on the phone, I just want you to know that before I go. I love you, I have for a very, very long time. I just, I was just never ready to... you know?

I know.

(voice over from downstairs) I’m coming… Amanda I think those Federal Agents are here.

Lee

Now they’re going to be up here in a minute.

Now wait a minute you can’t just walk into my life, hand me a package, tell me to give it to the man in the red hat, tell me that you love me and walk out of my life again.

Lee

Cute place do you come here often?

At least it’s something.

Lee

It looks like a bad place to get surrounded in.

Is there such a thing as a good place?

What did you just do?

Lee

Swiped a vial of Bromazepam

Are you crazy! That stuff's experimental, it's got unpredictable side effects and it can turn your brain inside out like a wet paper bag!

Lee

That's why I need it.

It's controlled!

Lee

I've been trained to use it.

You stole it!

Lee

You helped me.

Ooh, an unpleasant little detail!

Beeman called he wants me to check out that possible bogus passport the Finns called about, the man's in the hospital. It’s my first Class C interrogation.

Lee

Ah a Class C interrogation is a soft interrogation, lots of handholding, sweet talking, maybe we can make up for lost time by practicing on me.

I don’t think you need any practice.

Lee

Think of this as a celebration for Zhmed being accepted for the defectors relocation project. I can only speak for myself when I say that we are long overdue for some celebrating around here, especially the type that includes only the two of us, so with that thought in mind some romantic candlelight, a little bubbly, a little romance. (he sees Amanda has fallen asleep on the chair) a very little romance

I may be sleepy but I’m not dead.

Lee

So what happened?

I think I got to her.

Lee

And?

She’s in love with Carmine.

Lee

So what?

Well she’s not going to tell us where he is.

Lee

It’s amazing how a little romance can complicate things

S4 E5 It's in the Water
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