Amanda and Lee in “Fast Food for Thought”

You know now there are a few things that we probably ought talk about before we get checked in. You know I know we don’t have any problems now but we’re out here in the parking lot in the middle of the day and we wouldn’t want to have any problems later so if we could just get a few things straight now...

Amanda this really isn’t necessary...

I know it isn’t but just indulge me ok?

Oh alright.

Well alright in the first place I like to take my shower first thing in the morning, now I know that there’s some men who like to go into the bathroom and they lock the door and they go in with the newspaper and the shave and they read the paper and I don’t know what they do in there but they take over an hour – and I just hope your not one of those kind of guys, you know? But anyway even if you are maybe we can figure out some sort of a compromise that’s comfortable for both of us. Now the other thing is when I sleep at night I like to leave the window cracked just about this much, just enough for a little fresh air, now I hope that’ll be alright with you if it won’t I’ll crack it just about that much...

Amanda.

Yeah?

We’re registered as brother and sister.

You and me?

Yes we’ve got our own room, bathroom, bedroom the whole works.

Well that’ll make things much easier.

Yeah.

We don’t look a thing alike.