I shouldn’t complain but our marriage is kind of like working for the fire department… two days on and four days off.
“The Khrushchev List” · Season 4, Episode 22
In this episode: Lee Stetson (4), Amanda (2), Billy Melrose (1)
Look I’m sure there are a lot of things about me that bug you.
No, well maybe something that comes to mind is that little noise when your drying your hair.
Well that little noise is singing.
It’s very good.
Lee, whenever Jeanie and I bumped heads we’d both make lists about everything that bothered us, then we’d both calmly and rationally sit down and work through the list from top to bottom. It wasn’t easy but it worked, maybe you and Amanda should do the same thing.
Yeah maybe, thanks Billy.
You know a partnership is just like a marriage, you’d be getting practice for the real thing, you never know Scarecrow I mean stranger things have happened.
What are you doing?
Writing you a note.
Amanda, I know writing that list was a very stupid thing to do. Everyone does silly little things that bother the other person.
Do you have flowers behind you back?
No (he produces a list)
More complaints?
No, it’s a list of all the things I love about you.
Oh? It had better be a long list.
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