Scarecrow and Mrs. King · Season 1, Episode 5
“The ACM Kid” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Amanda (7), Lee Stetson (4)
Listen, I've got this real problem here and it's not exactly in my area. So, I thought I'd call you, as it's something that you probably know all about.
I can only assume this is you. Possibly because you're the only man I know who doesn't say hello, doesn't ask how I am.
How are you?
Yes, Amanda. Danger, excitement. Intrigue.
Oh, shut up.
Right. I've got a real problem here, I've got this kid that won't talk to me.
By kid, do you mean one of those girls you date?
You know, this reminds me of a place I lived in when I was in college. Mother saw it and she made me move.
Are you always this punchy in the morning?
Are you always this perky?
Well, you know, I guess I'm just what you'd call a morning person. I guess you're just not what you'd call a morning person. Uh, look, are you sure you're set up to take care of a child? I mean, you know, they need...
Attention, someone to talk to?
No, what they need is food, and you haven't got any.
Just what do you call that incredibly expensive Camembert?
Moldy.
How'd you guys do at the grocery store?
Good. The Fed here let me do all the shopping.
Six frozen pizzas and a pound of brownies. That all you got?
We must've left the beer in the car.
This is Lee Stetson. He is one of the top agents in the country. Now if you'll just untie us, he will rescue your parents and stop these people. Trust me.
If he's so hot, what's he doing tied up in a closet?
Perfectly good question
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