[a dragon is flying around the sky knocking into buildings]
NNarrator
An entire city block is flattened in the blink of an eye, including a retirement home for ageing ninja turtles.
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Samurai Pizza Cats · 21 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Samurai Pizza Cats: in 7 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Speedy Cerviche (3), Polly Esther (2)
Lines by Narrator 1
Scenes with Narrator 6
[Series opener.]
NNarrator
This is Little Tokyo. A hometown. Like your hometown. That is, if your hometown is populated by flying ducks, talking hippos and other cartoon characters. Little Tokyo. A city of contrasts where incomes are high, cholesterol levels are low; everyone gets cable TV and yet, a place where quaint street vendors are still a common sight. Little Tokyo. Where the old meets the new.
SVStreet Vendor
Fresh, natural video tape players! Come get them while they're hot!
NNarrator
Little Tokyo. Home of the national tai-chi mahjong champions, the world's third largest ball of twine and, of course, the Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor, where you'll find the greatest heroes on Earth - the customers.
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[The Pizza Cats launch sequence commences. The cats are loaded into a giant gun-shaped launcher that projects from the top of the Pizza Parlor.]
It's launch time folks.
NNarrator
The Samurai Pizza Cats leap into action. Polly Esther. Speedy Cerviche. Guido Anchovy.
CChorus
[sung] Samauri Pizza Cats.
NNarrator
They're ready to fire when you need them just call. They know how to stop crime. Just do what they say. If you don't want a bad time, stay outta their way. [laughs] oh I love those cats.
CChorus
[sung] Samurai Pizza Cats.
NNarrator
The heroes who always wear fur. [laughs]
All systems go. Wind speed and trajectory look good and our biorhythms couldn't be better. Stand by.
[loudspeaker] Attention citizens of Little Tokyo. They're off on a mission to save the whole city. What an achievement if you are a kitty.
kaboom!
[The Pizza Cats are shot out of the gun into the air in balls of fire/smoke.]
CChild
Look, there goes those stupid pizza cats polluting the atmosphere again!
MMother
Good grief as if it weren't bad enough dodging pigeons.
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[Guido Anchovy uses his umbrella weapon on the Ninja Crows]
NNarrator
The Samurai Sunspot Umbrella. When Guido fires it up, you know the pizza cats are really cooking!
BBBad Bird
That pun was horrible.
Man, I've heard of turning up the heat on crime but this really bakes the cake. If you're taking orders, you know I like my bird a little crispy on the outside.
Yeah but watch out for heartburn.
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[Speedy Cerviche uses his sword on the Dragon legs]
NNarrator
...calling on mystical powers of the magical Ginzu sword. Carefully withdrawing the patented self-sharpening blade from its sheath he's ready for action. He's ready for danger. He's ready to accept the coveted Emmy award for the best stupid pet trick. Wielding his blade like a surgeon's scalpel he lets out a battle cry.
It's time to op-er-ate!
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(spoken) Will somebody PLEASE cue that bird?
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh, yeah!)
NNarrator
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on!)
NNarrator
They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.
There's Speedy Cerviche he's the leader of the bunch. (That's right!)
A heck of a fighter! (Whoa!) Makes a heck of a lunch!
And little Polly Esther who's never afraid, (That's me!)
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade!
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover.
This cat gets down, down with a love hangover!
CChorus
Here Come the Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
They're so bad! (Ta-da!)
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had.
CChorus
They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese!)
They're stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt!)
If you step on their tails (Polly meows) And you're gonna get hurt (Don't hurt me!)
Samurai Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
They're fighting crime...
CChorus
All over town!
4, 3, 2, 1. Pizza Cats are on the run!
NNarrator
The Big Cheese is the villan who's lower than low.
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo!
We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows.
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show!
Sit right back, pick up your feet; turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie!
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats (narrator laughs as Speedy falls into the sea)
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(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats Fan Club Oath!
BCThe Big Cheese
The Pizza Cats are samurai and I'd like to note...
JAJerry Atric
Their antics take your breath away...
BCThe Big Cheese
Like furballs in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
We land upon (blows a kiss) our feet!
NNarrator
So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! (Speedy rings his collar bell)
Although you may be paint and ink, we know you'll fight like...
AAll
PIZZA CATS!
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you.
Just a reminder, you might like to know! The Cats will be back for another big show! (laughs) Oh gosh!
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
They're fighting crime. Oh yes!
CChorus
All over town.
2, 4, 6, 8! Why do we expectorate? Samurai Pizza Cats!
NNarrator
Read all the credits, so you know who did the work.
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Narrator laughs)
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