A character in Samurai Pizza Cats
Speedy Cerviche
Samurai Pizza Cats · 21 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Samurai Pizza Cats: in 7 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Polly Esther (5), Guido Anchovy (5), Narrator (3)
[After a lengthy scene where Speedy and Guido take turns stealing the delivery from each other, Guido is run over by a passing merchant cart. Speedy is sitting on the back waving at Guido.]
It's been fun. But I gotta run!
Whats with the violence!? I got a clause in my contract so I don't have to do that drastic stuff! Hey! Somebody get my agent on the phone right now.
[The dragon is causing mayhem and destruction in the city]
[Evil laugh] Go ahead make my day!
[Off screen] Hey, worm-breath!
Who said that?
Three guesses bird brain.
We'll give you a hint. We're the stars of this cartoon.
You guys. Well, you're too late this time.
We spoke to the producer! There's plenty of time left in the episode.
What? Now they tell me!
[The Pizza Cats introduce themselves]
Sorry Chicken Licken, when the going gets tough, I like to play rough. I'm Guido Anchovy.
And I've got no match when its time to scratch. You can call me Polly Esther. Love ya! [Blows Kiss]
I'm the only cat in this show who doesn't know how to rhyme. Speedy Cerviche at your service.
Samurai Pizza Cats!
Holy Hairball! I haven't seen such a cheap theatrical entrance since Junior High School drama class. Only there the costumes were better!
[Guido Anchovy uses his umbrella weapon on the Ninja Crows]
The Samurai Sunspot Umbrella. When Guido fires it up, you know the pizza cats are really cooking!
That pun was horrible.
Man, I've heard of turning up the heat on crime but this really bakes the cake. If you're taking orders, you know I like my bird a little crispy on the outside.
Yeah but watch out for heartburn.
[Speedy Cerviche uses his sword on the Dragon legs]
...calling on mystical powers of the magical Ginzu sword. Carefully withdrawing the patented self-sharpening blade from its sheath he's ready for action. He's ready for danger. He's ready to accept the coveted Emmy award for the best stupid pet trick. Wielding his blade like a surgeon's scalpel he lets out a battle cry.
It's time to op-er-ate!
GO ON, GET GOING!
Please Polly not the washroom!
I always knew your career would end up in the toilet
YOU LITTLE RAT!!
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
There was a little rat, didn't ya see it?
(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats Fan Club Oath!
The Pizza Cats are samurai and I'd like to note...
Their antics take your breath away...
Like furballs in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
We land upon (blows a kiss) our feet!
So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! (Speedy rings his collar bell)
Although you may be paint and ink, we know you'll fight like...
PIZZA CATS!
Samurai Pizza Cats!
We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.
Samurai Pizza Cats!
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you.
Just a reminder, you might like to know! The Cats will be back for another big show! (laughs) Oh gosh!
Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime. Oh yes!
All over town.
2, 4, 6, 8! Why do we expectorate? Samurai Pizza Cats!
Read all the credits, so you know who did the work.
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Narrator laughs)
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