Scenes with Bad Bird 3
[The dragon is causing mayhem and destruction in the city]
BBBad Bird
[Evil laugh] Go ahead make my day!
[Off screen] Hey, worm-breath!
BBBad Bird
Who said that?
Three guesses bird brain.
We'll give you a hint. We're the stars of this cartoon.
BBBad Bird
You guys. Well, you're too late this time.
We spoke to the producer! There's plenty of time left in the episode.
BBBad Bird
What? Now they tell me!
[The Pizza Cats introduce themselves]
Sorry Chicken Licken, when the going gets tough, I like to play rough. I'm Guido Anchovy.
And I've got no match when its time to scratch. You can call me Polly Esther. Love ya! [Blows Kiss]
I'm the only cat in this show who doesn't know how to rhyme. Speedy Cerviche at your service.
PCPizza Cats Together
Samurai Pizza Cats!
BBBad Bird
Holy Hairball! I haven't seen such a cheap theatrical entrance since Junior High School drama class. Only there the costumes were better!
[Guido Anchovy uses his umbrella weapon on the Ninja Crows]
The Samurai Sunspot Umbrella. When Guido fires it up, you know the pizza cats are really cooking!
BBBad Bird
That pun was horrible.
Man, I've heard of turning up the heat on crime but this really bakes the cake. If you're taking orders, you know I like my bird a little crispy on the outside.
Yeah but watch out for heartburn.
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