[Polly Esther uses her claws on the Ninja Crows]
PEPolly Esther
Now it's time for the claws of repression! Come and get it love birds!
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Polly Esther
Samurai Pizza Cats · 21 quotes
Most-quoted character in Samurai Pizza Cats: in 8 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Speedy Cerviche (5), Guido Anchovy (4), Bad Bird (3)
Lines by Polly Esther 1
Scenes with Polly Esther 7
[Customer speaking to Polly Esther and Francine in the Pizza Parlor.]
CCustomer
Hey Lady, do you serve shrimps lady?
PEPolly Esther
Do we serve shrimp? Of course we do.
Sure. It doesn't matter to us how short you are.
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PEPolly Esther
Can you believe those two guys getting all starry eyed over a girl like Lucille?
Tomcats. You can't live with them and you can't throw them down a well and drown them. There really aught to be a law.
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[The dragon is causing mayhem and destruction in the city]
BBBad Bird
[Evil laugh] Go ahead make my day!
[Off screen] Hey, worm-breath!
BBBad Bird
Who said that?
Three guesses bird brain.
We'll give you a hint. We're the stars of this cartoon.
BBBad Bird
You guys. Well, you're too late this time.
PEPolly Esther
We spoke to the producer! There's plenty of time left in the episode.
BBBad Bird
What? Now they tell me!
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[The Pizza Cats introduce themselves]
Sorry Chicken Licken, when the going gets tough, I like to play rough. I'm Guido Anchovy.
PEPolly Esther
And I've got no match when its time to scratch. You can call me Polly Esther. Love ya! [Blows Kiss]
I'm the only cat in this show who doesn't know how to rhyme. Speedy Cerviche at your service.
PCPizza Cats Together
Samurai Pizza Cats!
BBBad Bird
Holy Hairball! I haven't seen such a cheap theatrical entrance since Junior High School drama class. Only there the costumes were better!
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[Guido Anchovy uses his umbrella weapon on the Ninja Crows]
The Samurai Sunspot Umbrella. When Guido fires it up, you know the pizza cats are really cooking!
BBBad Bird
That pun was horrible.
Man, I've heard of turning up the heat on crime but this really bakes the cake. If you're taking orders, you know I like my bird a little crispy on the outside.
PEPolly Esther
Yeah but watch out for heartburn.
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PPolly
GO ON, GET GOING!
Please Polly not the washroom!
I always knew your career would end up in the toilet
YOU LITTLE RAT!!
PPolly
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
There was a little rat, didn't ya see it?
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(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats Fan Club Oath!
BCThe Big Cheese
The Pizza Cats are samurai and I'd like to note...
JAJerry Atric
Their antics take your breath away...
BCThe Big Cheese
Like furballs in your throat.
We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
PPolly
We land upon (blows a kiss) our feet!
So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! (Speedy rings his collar bell)
Although you may be paint and ink, we know you'll fight like...
AAll
PIZZA CATS!
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you.
Just a reminder, you might like to know! The Cats will be back for another big show! (laughs) Oh gosh!
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime. Oh yes!
CChorus
All over town.
2, 4, 6, 8! Why do we expectorate? Samurai Pizza Cats!
Read all the credits, so you know who did the work.
CChorus
Samurai Pizza Cats! (Narrator laughs)
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