(spoken) Will somebody PLEASE cue that bird?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh, yeah!)
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on!)
They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.
There's Speedy Cerviche he's the leader of the bunch. (That's right!)
A heck of a fighter! (Whoa!) Makes a heck of a lunch!
And little Polly Esther who's never afraid, (That's me!)
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade!
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover.
This cat gets down, down with a love hangover!
Here Come the Pizza Cats!
They're so bad! (Ta-da!)
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had.
They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese!)
They're stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt!)
If you step on their tails (Polly meows) And you're gonna get hurt (Don't hurt me!)
Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime...
All over town!
4, 3, 2, 1. Pizza Cats are on the run!
The Big Cheese is the villan who's lower than low.
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo!
We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows.
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show!
Sit right back, pick up your feet; turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie!
Samurai Pizza Cats (narrator laughs as Speedy falls into the sea)
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