Look, are you two babysitters or not?
Listen, buddy, unless you got a warrant, you can't just come in here and b—babysitters?
Yeah. Remember the flier? It said you two babysit.
We do.
Good. [to Mitch] Mitch, get in here! [to Sam and Cat] This is my boy, Mitch. And I thought that maybe you two could babysit him for a few hours.
Oh, so you came here just 'cause you want us to babysit your kid?
Yeah. And he's not much trouble. He just likes—what d'you like?
Television, football, cheese.
That sort of stuff.
Why can't I just stay with you?
Well, because Daddy has to go find some bad people and put them in jail.
What bad people?
Somebody has been making illegal Blue Dog Soda and selling it.
No, those "jerks."
Yeah, "jerks."
We don't know who it is, yet, but some genius copied the formula.
Cat (to Sam): Genius.
We're gonna find 'em, we're gonna bust 'em, and we're gonna shut 'em down.
Okay.
You do that.
How come?
'Cause sugar is bad.
Okay, so, you, uh, gonna shut down the people who make grape juice? 'Cause grape juice has a lot more sugar in it than soda has.
Uh, n-no it doesn't.
Yeah, it does.
Grape juice has lots more sugar than soda.
So, you gonna ban grape juice?
L-look, I am not interested in facts! So, anyway, I'll be back to pick up the kid later.
I love you, Daddy.
Don't embarrass me.
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