What are you two, a couple of dummies? Blue Dog Soda has been banned in California!
Banned?!
Whaaaaaat?!
Why?
'Cause there's too much sugar in it and thanks to me, the State Bureau of Interference has passed a law: It is now illegal to sell or to drink Blue Dog Soda.
That's insane!
That's our favorite beverage.
Too bad! Did you know that some people drink 10-12 bottles of this junk per day?
Well, we don't!
Yeah, but we drink, like, 1 or 2 a week!
Yeah, well, some people drink too much of it.
So? Just 'cause some people drink too much of it, now nobody can have any?
That's right! Because the public is too stupid to be trusted with things that they enjoy!
Wǒ bù xǐhuān nǐ shuōhuà de fāngshì! Wánquán bù hélǐ! ("I don't like the way you talk! It's completely unreasonable!")
Shut up!
I'll take it myself.
Hey, watch out!
(Worker holding box of Blue Dog falls and spills all the Blue Dog)
[shrieks]
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