[someone knocks the door twice]
Come in, Dice.
I'm not Dice. I'm—
Get out.
No. Um, hi, Dilben! Come in. Would you like a muffin?
I spit on your muffins.
You should try butter.
Your goat is still here.
It's not our goat.
We're just babysitting him.
Yeah, right.
Hey, you got another cape.
I wanna speak to your grandmother.
My Nona?
Get her.
She doesn't live here anymore.
Whaaat?
She moved to Elderly Acres.
Yup.
Interesting. And who else lives here with you two?
Nobody.
Delicious.
What are you yammin' about?
Building rules! All apartments must have at least one adult resident. And since you're both in high school, and you're keeping a goat! My father has two reasons to throw you out! [tries to leave the house but Sam interrupts him]
Dilben.
Yeeees.
Before you go… [the next scene shows Dilben with his shirt around his waist and his pants over his head, once again kicked out of the apartment by Sam] Enjoy your Saturday.
I still have one more cape!
Suck a truck. [closes door]
[leaving] I will not suck a truck! Or enjoy my Saturday!
[opens door] Alright, Dilben, you can have your cape back! [Dilben runs to the door trying to get his cape back] Whoops! [closes the door; Dilben fails and leaves]
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