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S1 E4

Sam & Cat · Season 1, Episode 4

Cat, Dilben and others in “#NewGoat”

[someone knocks the door twice]

Cat

  Come in, Dice.

Dilben

  I'm not Dice.  I'm—

Sam

  Get out.

Cat

  No.  Um, hi, Dilben!  Come in.  Would you like a muffin?

Dilben

  I spit on your muffins.

Cat

  You should try butter.

Dilben

  Your goat is still here.

Sam

  It's not our goat.

Cat

  We're just babysitting him.

Dilben

  Yeah, right.

Sam

  Hey, you got another cape.

Dilben

  I wanna speak to your grandmother.

Cat

  My Nona?

Dilben

  Get her.

Sam

  She doesn't live here anymore.

Dilben

  Whaaat?

Cat

  She moved to Elderly Acres.

Sam

  Yup.

Dilben

  Interesting.  And who else lives here with you two?

Cat

  Nobody.

Dilben

  Delicious.

Sam

  What are you yammin' about?

Dilben

  Building rules!  All apartments must have at least one adult resident.  And since you're both in high school, and you're keeping a goat!  My father has two reasons to throw you out!  [tries to leave the house but Sam interrupts him]

Sam

  Dilben.

Dilben

  Yeeees.

Sam

  Before you go… [the next scene shows Dilben with his shirt around his waist and his pants over his head, once again kicked out of the apartment by Sam]  Enjoy your Saturday.

Dilben

  I still have one more cape!

Sam

  Suck a truck.  [closes door]

Dilben

  [leaving]  I will not suck a truck!  Or enjoy my Saturday!

Sam

  [opens door]  Alright, Dilben, you can have your cape back!  [Dilben runs to the door trying to get his cape back]  Whoops!  [closes the door; Dilben fails and leaves]

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