Sam and Dilben in “#NewGoat”

  Here, pick a channel.  Nothing educational.

  Yeah?

  Let me in.

  Why?

  Thank you.  [watches a goat in the sofa]  Ahoy!  I knew I smelled an animal.

  Ahoy?

  You're not allowed to have that beast in this building.

  Why are you wearing a cape?

  Because I am.

  Are you a magician?

  No.

  Superhero?

  No.  I wear a cape because I like capes.

  Weirdos like capes.

  [shows the printed papers]  See this here?

  No.

  This paper.

  Did something poop on your forehead?

  I command you to listen to me!

  This says, "Residents of this building may keep cats or small dogs.  No other animals allowed."

  Are caped weirdos allowed?

  You're new to this building, aren't you?

  Kinda.

  Well, I happen to be a big deal around here.  And you have one day to get rid of that goat.

  That's not a goat.

  Is, too.

  It's a cat.

  That's a lie.

  It's a small dog.

  Another lie!

  So you have no friends?

  Irrelevant!  Sign this, to show that you've been warned about your goat.

  I'm not signing anything.

  You will sign it!  Or I won't leave.  [the next scene depicts Dilben with his shirt around his waist and his pants over his head, kicked out of the apartment by Sam]  How dare you put my shirt around my waist and my pants around my torso!

  Thanks for stopping by.

 You give me back my cape!

  No.

  Why not?!

  Because young boys shouldn't wear capes.  [closes door]

  [leaving]  Sherlock Holmes wore a cape.