She's always texting me about wazzing.
Sometimes while I'm wazzing.
“#TextingCompetition” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Sam Puckett (4), Cat Valentine (4)
TMrs. Torso
I thought I told you not to come.
You did.
TMrs. Torso
Then, why are you here?
Oh, because we don't care what you say.
[laughs] She's so disrespectful!
Vice President of what?
I think it's the Vice President of America.
Oh. Do we know what his name is?
Nah, we're just high school students.
In school, we learned the ancient Indians used to weave rugs.
TMrs. Torso
What are you, dumb?
Hey! Weave her alone.
[Laughs] She is all up in your business!
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