[on laptop] I’m so happy, I could plotz!
Not on the kitchen table.
You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!
Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?
I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.
Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?
He used to be an Amway salesman. Anywho... He was wandering through the desert, when he found a scroll that said witches like me can be turned back into their former selves, if they’re kissed by someone who loves them.
Why can’t you just play Solitaire like regular cats?
One little kiss and I can once again be a man! I’ll no longer be a schlemiel!
Salem, don’t trust chat rooms.
Besides, you little yutz, who’re you going to get to kiss you?
Pucker up.
If I helped turn you into a man, the Witches' Council will turn me into a cat. What a sad, pathetic existence that would be...
Moving on... I love ya Zelda!
I love you, too... [kisses her finger and places it on his head] ...But I’m not in love with you.
Oh, Sabrina...
Not until you find a new way of grooming yourself.
Mean! There must be somebody out there who’s not so stingy with kisses! [Hilda conjures up a Boxer dog, who immediately starts slobbering over him] Oh lord, he’s got toilet-water breath! [sobs]
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