Sabrina, Salem and others in “A Girl and Her Cat”

Salem, were you in my closet again?

Yeah. So?

You ruined my favorite Christmas sweater!

Yeah. So?

It meant a lot to me!

Then you shouldn’t have hidden your diary under it.

You were reading my diary again?

Yes, and it’s duller than dish water...

I’ve told you a thousands times...

...When I was a teenager we-

...Stay out of my stuff-!

Stop it, you two! It’s Christmas Eve and I don’t want any more arguing. Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. [Salem says nothing] Now!

I’m thinking of how to word it.

Try "I’m sorry".

Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...

Forget it, I don’t have time for this. I’ve gotta meet Harvey at The Slicery, but now I’ve gotta change, thanks to you!

Since you thanked me, can I ask a favor?

Excuse me, cat? You want a favor?

Yeah. Can I tag along to The Slicery? I’ve got a touch of cabin fever, and I'd really like to-

Are you insane?! I wouldn’t bring you to The Slicery if you were the last person-slash-cat on Earth! [Storms off]

[nonchalant] Man, what’s her problem?

You are so self centred, even for a cat.