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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Sabrina, Zelda and others in “The True Adventures of Rudy Kazootie”

Sabrina

This magic ruins everything! He’s supposed to be in his crib sucking his thumb, and I’m supposed to be studying with Harvey!

Zelda

Oh...

Hilda

Uh-huh...

Sabrina

Stop that, this is serious!

Zelda

Oh, calm down Sabrina... Just try to figure out exactly what you did.

Sabrina

I don’t know, I don’t remember! Rudy was crying, I picked him up, I said "big boys don’t cry" and I rubbed his back!

Zelda

Did you say anything else?

Sabrina

I don’t think so...

Rudy

Be a big boy!

Sabrina

...He’s right, I said ‘be a big boy’!

Zelda

And I bet you said it three times!

Hilda

Oh, mystery solved; You cast a passion spell!

Sabrina

Passion spell? What’s that?

Hilda

If you want something enough, and you say it three times, it might just happen.

Zelda

We like to call it a Travis.

Sabrina

Why?

Zelda

Randy Travis, Randy Travis, Randy Travis.

[a slightly bemused Randy Travis appears next to her]

Hilda

I love this spell.

Randy Travis

What a...What am I doin’ here?

Zelda

Oh, we were just illustrating a point for our niece. I hope we haven’t caught you at a bad time...

Randy Travis

No, it’s fine. My wife does wonder where I keep popping off to, though... Will there be anything else?

Hilda

Maybe later.

Randy Travis

If you need me, you’ll know where to find me. You always do. [leaves the classroom]

Hilda

Now, he is so cute!

Zelda

Oh, I love his new album...!

Sabrina

Can we get back to me, here?

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