Sabrina and Salem in “Pilot”

Salem, do you think the council will grant the time reversal?

I'm the wrong witch to ask. They weren't very lenient with me. Sentenced to a hundred years as a cat. And for what?

I don't know. For what?

Oh, like any young kid, I dreamed of world domination. Of course, they really crack down when you act upon it.

Wow. No wonder you're so possessive of the sofa.

Mmm. It would've been glorious. Me, as the firm, but just, Emperor of Earth - trust me, being a house pet wasn't even "Plan B".

Come on, it's not that bad. You take 5,000 naps a day.

I can't go dancing. I can't play squash. The sound of the can opener is the only thing that makes me feel truly alive.

Salem? Would you like your rubber mouse?

...Please.