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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 3

“Salem the Boy” quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

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“Salem the Boy” · Season 3

In this episode: Salem Saberhagen the cat (3), Sabrina Spellman (2), Zelda Spellman (2), Hilda Spellman (1)

Salem?

Salem [as Gordy] Man, standing rocks!

Well, that was really nice of you to ask Valerie out. Well, to get Gordy to ask Val- Well, whatever just happened was really nice.

I thought I might in service while I'm here. It's just my way of saying... [rubbing his head on Sabrina's shoulder] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sabrina [before being thrown to the lions during Rome's national anthem]: Hey, it's Roland and Salem!

Oh, thank Zeus!

RRoland

I'm sorry I ducked out on you, [indicates Salem] but I had to talk Charlie Powermooger out of taking down Microsoft.

I thought I could resist power, [weeping] but I'm weeeeak! I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you! [Sabrina makes a weird face; Salem faces the Witch Judge] Your Honor, I'm ready to be a cat again.

WJWitch Judge

Sabrina, once again, you dodged the bullet (Sabrina smiles) That´s the name of the lion, "Bullet"

Thank you guys! If you´re excuse me I think I´m gonna faint... (she faints)

[to Caligula] No! She doesn´t need mouth to mouth!

Another fifty years as a cat! By the time I work off this extra time, I'll be an old man!

Aww, many people are vital in their later years. Look at John Glenn.

YOU look at him!

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