Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1
“Magic Joel” · Season 1
In this episode: Sabrina Spellman (2), Hilda Spellman (2), Zelda Spellman (2)
How did you get into magic anyway?
The truth is, I thought it would make girls like me.
And did it?
See, that’s the tragedy: girls hate magic. But I still do it, because magic makes me feel special... But, I guess you wouldn’t understand that.
Actually, I would.
If only magic were real...
That was my old collage buddy.
Galileo?
No, Ethan Bodiker. He’s coming over tomorrow night for dinner.
Oh, Zelda, you have a date!
It’s not a date, it’s dinner with a colleague. And you’re welcome to join us.
I’d rather die, but thanks.
Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See, I think-
LOVE ME!
[shocked] What?!
I’m sorry. It’s just that, we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hoping for more than science - I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones! I love you, Zelda. Don’t you realise that?
You never said anything!
I’ve been playing footsie with you all night!
That was you?! I thought it was the cat!
You know Joel, someday some girl will appreciate all your hard work. Maybe not in high school, but I’m sure by late college... Well, I’d better get going.
So I... I guess this is it?
I guess. [pause] No wait, we have English class together?
Oh, right! So, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, see you.
[Sabrina goes upstairs as Hilda enters the room]
What’s going on? [to Joel] Who are you?
I’m Joel. [a beat, then he jumps away, shocked] Wait, you can see me?!
Yes. And you’re not wearing any pants.
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