I, David, promise to always love and respect you, Darlene, my fellow traveler on this planet, as we tread lightly and replenish what we have taken from this earth.
(to Dan) I guess we'll have to return the deer rifle we got him. Did you hear that, did you hear what I just said?
Deer rifle.
And I, Darlene, promise to love and respect you, David, as we strive not for material possessions, but for contentment and peace of mind.
I think she's got marriage mixed up with a nap on the porch. How come you're not laughing? Did you hear that?
Deer rifle.
And we know the best way that we can make it is to rely on each other, the way our parents, Dan and Roseanne Conner, have.
No matter how good or bad life has been to them, they always found the humor in it. We hope we can do the same.
I didn't even see that coming. Did you hear that?
Yeah, I heard that.
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