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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Jackie, Darlene and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wha- Did you hear that?! D.J.'s gonna take something that's dead and bring it back to life- that's like playing God!

I'm sure God was thrilled by that comparison. [She walks over to where D.J. is thawing the bee] Ooh, nice- we haven't cooked out in a long time!

It just takes a minute.

I feel like there oughta be spooky music playing! [she makes lame spooky sounds]

Please, please be a killer bee! Why don't you just zap it in the microwave?

Tried that. Blew up.

[walks in] What are you doing?

Bringing a bee back to life.

Okay [leaves]

Y'know, D.J., bees are very intelligent creatures, and their amazingly devoted. I read someplace that if you kill one, the whole hive comes and finds your scent and kills you.

Actually, it's his scent that tends to kill them.

D'you see?

Oh, my God Darlene look, it's a miracle, the bee's alive.

[very bored] Truly, He is the Son of God.

See, I told you I could do it! Look, he's getting ready to take off- there he goes!-

Now, if you bring that one back, I'll be really impressed!

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