[Darlene and David walk into the apartment to find Roseanne and Mark waiting for them]
Hi, David. I found this, uh, pen, is it yours?
[scared] Um...no.
Oh, OK. Well, I'll be going then. ... Oh wait a minute, I forgot to shred the crap outta you two!
Mom...
No, you're not talking. You're not talking for a very long time. And you better sit down, 'cause this is gonna take a while.
Hey, Dave-o.
Hey, Mark.
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