Glad you could make it, Fred.
Well, with sixteen cousins, my family could use the extra room at the kids' table.
[to Roseanne] Sixteen cousins, I didn't know Fred had sixteen cousins.
We're a fertile people, Jackie. Guess I don't need to tell you that.
You know, Fred, us being here is making it very hard for them to talk about us behind our back. To the living room, for football.
[to Roseanne, as Fred and Dan leave] No family for Thanksgiving, huh? Stop trying to shove us together.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the two of you have already been shoved together.
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