(Darlene and David are watching TV when Becky and Mark come in)
Hey, is anybody home?
Hey look, it's Joanie and Chachi.
How ya doin', little brother?
Fine, except thanks to you, now I'm related to my girlfriend.
So where's Mom?
She's in the kitchen...with the knives.
Want me to go in there with you?
With... THE KNIVES.
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