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S1 E15

Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Darlene, Becky and others in “Unfinished Business”

I can handle this.

You can't take her, Darlene.

I'm not gonna try. I'll just talk my way out of it.

Okay, just stay down.

You don't believe me? Dad, can I talk to about something?

Coming.

Watch.

Yeah, Darlene.

Listen, I'm really sorry I called you "Wide Load" yesterday. I mean, I meant it to be funny and I really thought you would laugh. But I've been thinking about it, and now I realize it was really insensitive.

Darlene, tie your hair back really tight so she can't swing you around with it.

You're dead, Darlene.

Oh, man.

Rope-a-dope, Darlene. Keep your arms up in front of your face; eventually, she'll wear herself out.

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