Say, guys, um... your son just gave Gilligan the finger.
Dan...
Well, he's the reason they're still stuck on that island!
(sternly) Dan!
Alright, Alright. DJ! Get in here, little buddy!
BECKY!!!
Yeah?
Have a seat, okay? Let's see, uh, how can I explain this? Ah! Ok, this is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, and see the big guy in the third row? Just don't ever stick him up in the air at anybody.
But Mom did it when she was driving!
Well, the idiot cuts me off!
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