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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Roseanne, Darlene and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey Darlene, did you ever think about banging your head into the table real hard? Maybe he'll knock himself out.

[sarcastically] Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

[chasing D.J. upstairs] You're dead!

You're dead!

[to Dan] Whew! How's it goin'?

Whew! How's it goin'?

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