[Becky walks into kitchen all dressed up] Hold it! Could this woman be my little Becky?
Not all of her. If I were you I'd check upstairs for some missing Kleenex.
Darlene, you have such a big mouth.
And you have such a small chest.
At least I have a chest!
At least I'm not a drooling boy-crazed nymphomaniac.
Hey, leave me out of this!
You're just jealous 'cause I have a date.
And a two-ply chest!
Hermaphrodite!
[temporarily speechless] Oh yeah?! [leaves kitchen]
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