SSquirmy
Here we are, Mr. Icck. Fried lice fritters!
BBloaty
Mmm. Boy, uh, does that look good.
IMr. Icck
It better be good, Bloatman, or it's back to the colon mines for you!
BBloaty
(nervously) The colon mines. Right, boss.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
IMr. Icck
You're FIRED! I mean, THE END!
That's it! There's only so much a wallaby can take! Not only will this house not be condemned, it will be the most beautiful house in the neighborhood! Even nicer than yours!
[laughs] Stop! Stop! I might wet myself! [keeps laughing, but then wets himself] Oops.
FILBURT!
Yes boss?
I want to see you in my office IMMEDIATELY!
Yes boss! [uses his teeth to drag himself to the office and he arrives in the office]
Supply and demand, Filburt; supply and demand. People demand "Big Man" comics, and we supply them. If you, Filburt can't supply "Big Man", the system breaks down. Do you follow me Filburt!?
Yes sir.
If the system breaks down, I DON’T MAKE A PROFIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!
No...? [Rocko turns around and shows Rocko is now the same shape and size Mr. Smitty is and Filburt screams in horror]
YOU'RE FIRED!
[Rocko's breath sends away Filburt down the stairs, out of the shop and into the street. Random vehicles run over Filburt]
Where are you, Really Really Big Man?
Wait a minute. "Heck"? Isn't it supposed to be-
PPeaches
[covers Heffer's mouth] Censors.
TATrailer Announcer
It's not new. It's not original. It isn't even very interesting. But it is coming this summer.
G1Guy 1
[opening Dracula's casket] All right Dracula. You're in for it now. We're gonna... [does a double take]
TATrailer Announcer
Dracula, as you've never seen him before: Dead. [Dracula's skeleton has a stake already through his heart]
G1Guy 1
Our work here is finished.
G2Guy 2
Yup yup.
G1Guy 1
Get some bagels?
G2Guy 2
All right.
TATrailer Announcer
Dracula: It's been done. To. Death.
SPSock puppet
PINEAPPLES!
RRollo
Oh, boy! When're we gonna have pineapples, mate?
RFRollo and the Fatheads
[laugh] Goodnight, hosers.
[Chameleon Brothers throw drawings in the air and videotape it while shouting crazily]
Oh is that how they do it?
TGTour Guide
No, those guys are idiots.
[stiltedly] Hey, Heffer, how can we possibly fix this mess quickly and inexpensively?
[also stiltedly] Good question, Rocko! Why don't we try new Tropical Plumber?
[Hef squeezes a tube and the bathroom becomes an island paradise with some singing fruits.]
FFruits
Tropical plumber, eh!
Unclog your pipes today!
Tropical Plumber, eh!
There ain't no better way!
[repeat until Spunky eats the fruit]
HDr. Hutchison
Rocko?
Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist.
HDr. Hutchison
I was, but I got tired of always looking "down in the mouth"! [giggles] Dental humor!
I can't believe you got me into this mess. I wanted Mr. Sensible, you know.
[When Rocko is later for work too many times.]
SMr. Smitty
I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED! Clear?
Crystal.
[Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]
SMr. Smitty
I want my car back and I want it, NOW!
ILImpound Lot Director
Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?
[He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]
Welcome to Pine Palace!
Filburt, you're selling trees?
Shush! Don't interrupt my sales pitch
I got all the essentials: Marshmallows, potato chips, Pasture Puffies, cheese...
Where's your sleeping bag?
What?! There's no beds?!
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