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Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Scissors, Maya and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Scissors is leaving the ice skating arena while talking with his therapist, Maya, on the phone]

Maya, I appreciate you checking on me, but I've felt great since I started figure skating. I think I can go without therapy for ten days.

MMaya

[on the phone with Scissors while the taxi driver takes her and her husband to the airport] Are you sure? Because you have a history of not respecting my boundaries when I'm on vacation.

[Flashback shows Scissors showing up at her wedding in Morocco]

[frantically] Paper made fun of my hair, and I need to talk about it right now!

MMaya

I can't believe you flew to Morocco.

[Cut back to him walking through the park]

I promise I'll be fine. I'll see you when you get back. [hangs up and nearly passes by the Rat Bros, who were already there, weightlifting]

Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro. Nice, bro.

Hey, look at Mr. Glitter Pants! Are you gonna put on skates and glide around gracefully? [he and his brothers laugh teasingly]

Yeah, that's what figure skating is.

You gonna zip and whoosh and whoop-de-doo?

[Brody, Brogan and Derf laugh hysterically]

You're just saying nonsense in a bullying tone. [then runs away, crying like a baby, when Logan makes mockery nonsense at him]

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