Scissors, Paper and others in “Unfinished Business”

Scissors

[returns to the apartment; bummed] Of all the bad days in my life, that probably broke the top 50. [sees his friends dancing to Lolly's album]

Paper

By the way, I'd also recommend not going online.

Rock

We wrote some really nasty stuff.

Scissors

[turns off the music] Guys, this is serious! I can't even leave the house! I gotta get everyone to stop hating me.

Rock

I don't know how you could do that.

Paper

Yeah, Lolly's the victim here.

Scissors

[as an idea pops into his head] That's it! That's how you win over the public sympathy! I just need to out-victim Lolly.