[attempting to return all the free stuff] I'm giving it back!
[trying to stop him] You're not giving it back!
[barges into the apartment] Guys, I'm in trouble! My book club starts in 20 minutes, and I… [looks around at all the free stuff] have no idea what this is.
Scissors and I wrote complaints to get free things, but we took it too far, and now we have to return all this stuff we don't deserve. Clothes, phones. [A pink flamingo walks past them] I don't even know what we complained about to get that.
Wait. That's it! I don't need to understand the book. I just need to complain that it's bad, because people who complain are automatically viewed as right.
See? We're right. Besides, everything we complained about is totally justified.
Really? Well, then why do we have all the heads from Easter Island?
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