TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E15

Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Scissors, Rock and others in “Unfinished Business”

Scissors

Let's sharpen our pens! [sharpens his pen with a pencil sharpener and getting his face covered in ink]

Rock

Scissors! Scissors, stop! Let me sharpen my pen! [does the same thing like Scissors did]

[Words appear reading: "Don't try this at home. Obviously."]

Paper

[annoyed while he facepalms] Doofuses. [suddenly gets an idea] Wait. That's it! I can feel smart if I surround myself with doofuses! I'll just start a book club with the least intelligent people I know!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →
Gideon“Norman Maclean wrote, "It is those we live...” Morgan“I heard he was forced into early retirement.” Reid“What do you think of Ryan?” Max Ryan“Thought you were going to present the profile?”

More Rock Paper Scissors quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rock Paper Scissors pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.