[The trio are eating at a cafe while Paper is dressed in medical scrubs]
[bitter with jealousy] So, we're just not gonna talk about Paper's clothes.
Whatever do you mean?
Guys, let's be peaceful.
I mean, you're wearing scrubs. You are not a doctor, and yet, you are wearing the clothes a doctor wears.
Oh, is that what these are? I thought they were pajamas.
And the stethoscope?
I thought it was a necklace.
Yeah? You wear necklaces now?
Scissors, take a breath.
This is insane! He's so desperate for respect, he put on scrubs so people think he's a doctor. Well, no one's buying it, Paper!
Wow, a real-life hero! [offers Paper to sign his autograph] How can I be a doctor one day?
I'll say this, it's more than just putting on the clothes.
That's literally all he did!
Let's ask why this upsets you.
Rock, you went on one meditation retreat, you're not some wise, old sage. [points to Paper] And he's not a doctor! I bet he can't even tell you what hospital he works at!
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