TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E15

Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Paper, Rock and others in “Unfinished Business”

[weakly and stuffed with a huge belly] Scissors, did you… [stomach grumbles while he clutches it] Oh. …get a job yet?

[pushes Paper aside, also stuffed with a huge belly] Please say yes.

Guys, I can't talk right now. I'm hiding out in a chamomile field.

Oh, of course you are. Then you leave us no choice. [pulls a giant pizza pie] We're going to eat the most decadent pizza ever created.

No!

The Ultimate Meat Huggers Double Stuffed Deep Dishanator with 50 pounds… of cheese. [Rock starts crying as he eats a slice while Scissors looks confused] It's so… [grabs his stomach while groaning as it grumbles] ...good.

[whimpers as Paper eats another slice] Oh, there's pizza underneath the pizza! [he and Paper eat more slices until they fall on their sides and holding their bellies in pain]

[gets an idea] Wait. I know what I'm good at! [runs away, dropping his phone]

Oh, Rock, he ran away. We're gonna come find you, Scissors. We just want to have… [his stomach gurgles; groans] …as much fun… Oh, no. …as we're having!

No more pizza! NO MORE PIZZA!!!!!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Rock Paper Scissors quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rock Paper Scissors pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.