Rock, Scissors and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rock

You made money by faking injuries and suing people? That's terrible.

Scissors

[mockingly] Oh, moral Rock doesn't like making his money through fraudulent lawsuits.

Paper

Broke or not, you still have to pay for your pizza. Maybe it's time you stop being a bum and get a job.

Scissors

[mockingly once again] Oh, judgmental Paper calls me a bum just 'cause I fit the definition of one.

Paper

Why don't you ever wanna find work? Is it because you're not really good at anything?

Scissors

[offended] Hey!

Rock

Yeah, Scissors is good at lot of things, like, uh, sunglasses.

Scissors

Forget you guys. I'll find work when I want to.

Paper

Well, until you do, you can't have pizza with us.

Scissors

[shocked] What?!

Paper

In fact, every time you walk through that door, Rock and I will be eating pizza until it motivates you to get a job.

Rock

Awesome!

Scissors

[groans] Fine! You just watch. I'll have pizza money in no time. [bumps his leg on the table] Ow, my leg or-

In the case of Scissors vs. Paper and his dangerous coffee table, the court rules in favor of Paper.

Scissors

[rips the bandages off himself] Dang it! Alright. I'll get a job.