Rock Paper Scissors quotes, page 6 ... TV Quotes Database

I don't see what the big deal is. It's just putting away some groceries.

SCScissors Citizen

Oh, sure, first you're putting away groceries. Next you're donating a kidney!

[All the Scissors in the court shout angrily]

CSChairman Scissors

[banging the gavel] Order! Order! Have you forgotten why we don't help? Don't you remember the Ice Cream incident? [inserts the tape into a VCR]

[The footage shows Young Scissors standing in line at an ice cream stand]

Young Scissors

[to a little girl; politely] You can cut in front of me if you want.

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Nice Scissors

Excuse me. Could I talk to you about helping?

TCTraffic Cop Scissors

Can't you see I'm busy directing traffic? [makes the cars crash into each other and laughs sinisterly]

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FSFirefighter Scissors

There it is! Step on it!

[The fire truck pulls up at a fast food drive-thru]

FSFirefighter Scissors #2

We'll have six burgers.

DTDrive-Thru Employee Scissors

Make 'em yourself.

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Nice Scissors

[talking to Wife Scissors] Am I crazy? Should I just vote not to help?

WSWife Scissors

Yes! It's like Chairman Scissors always says, "The world is a dark place. Helping leads to hurt."

Nice Scissors

But how do we know for sure?

WSWife Scissors

Here, hand me some water. [Nice Scissors offers her a glass of water and she smacks it into his face] See what happens when you try to help?

Nice Scissors

Could've just taken the water.

WSWife Scissors

You're not making any sense. Just go back to watching TV and try to live in with that horrible feeling we all have.

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[A memory footage shows Young Scissors running down the school hallway, and accidentally rips his pants while crouching down to pick up a piece of paper, showing his underwear and butt crack]

Young Scissors

Oh, no! I ripped my pants at school! [gets attacked by a Pterodactyl that swooped in]

Nice Scissors

That was a bad day.

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Rock

[covered in glitter after singing a tune while getting mail] What just happened?

Scissors

I think someone sent you a glitter bomb.

Rock

[getting angry] Do you know how difficult it is to remove glitter? Who would do this to me? [sadly] Who would do this to me?! [furiously] WHO WOULD DO THIS TO ME?!

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