You were actually my favorite robot to win this. I had my money on you guys.
RGRex Garrod
Well, you lost again!
S3Heat Thirteen
Well, you can grovel and beg, when you're down on all fours. But we'll show no mercy, on Robot Wars. Bye-bye.
S3Heat Fourteen
JRJohn Reid
I cannot believe we did that!
PFPhilippa Forrester
Well, we thought it was quite funny.
S4Heat One
[about Medusa 2000] It has a 5cm ground clearance, which may not seem like a lot to you or I... [Chaos 2 flips Medusa] Oh! But in Robot Wars, it's a chasm!
S4Southern Annihilator
[about Attila the Drum] They can win this by doing very little in the entire Annihilator!
[After the competition, a somewhat moving tribute to fallen House Robot, Matilda, has met her bitter end at the hands of Razer.]
Matilda, created at the dawn of Robot Wars, R.I.P. - Rust In Peace. D.I.A. - Destroyed In Action. D.Y.W.B. - D'you wanna bet?!
[Or has she? Matilda re-enters the arena covered in bandages. The crowd goes wild.]
Oh, yes! The Matriarch of Mayhem, the Sister of Slice & Dice, the Grandmother of Grinding Metal... WILL BE BAAAAAACK!!!
Ending Disclaimer (from the Nickelodeon version)
AAnnouncer
And remember: Building robots is extremely dangerous, And should not be attempted without great care.
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