[about Medusa 2000] It has a 5cm ground clearance, which may not seem like a lot to you or I... [Chaos 2 flips Medusa] Oh! But in Robot Wars, it's a chasm!
S4Heat One
S4Southern Annihilator
[about Attila the Drum] They can win this by doing very little in the entire Annihilator!
[After the competition, a somewhat moving tribute to fallen House Robot, Matilda, has met her bitter end at the hands of Razer.]
Matilda, created at the dawn of Robot Wars, R.I.P. - Rust In Peace. D.I.A. - Destroyed In Action. D.Y.W.B. - D'you wanna bet?!
[Or has she? Matilda re-enters the arena covered in bandages. The crowd goes wild.]
Oh, yes! The Matriarch of Mayhem, the Sister of Slice & Dice, the Grandmother of Grinding Metal... WILL BE BAAAAAACK!!!
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