Robot Wars · Season 1
Man may have tempered the spectre of nuclear evil but, tonight, I have the unenviable task of reporting that warfare has been taken out of man's hands. We're now at the mercy of machines and a battle - the likes of which we have never seen before - is about to begin. Outside the studio, women have lashed themselves to the railings. Britain is about to witness the birth of Robot Wars. Which is all about robots... fighting.
[preparing to go into a fight against Nemesis] Trouble is, we just can't make up our mind what blade to use.
Just because you look pretty, doesn't mean you can't cause a lot of damage.
Leighbot? Pepperpot! You could pour pepper out of that Leighbot machine now! Look at the holes!
[as the House Robots attack Wedgehog] Matilda's in, looking for a few scraps, as usual, Shunt takes on Robot the Bruce, but I think it's too little too late! Robot the Bruce is the winner! [Cease is called, sending Robot the Bruce to the Grand Final]
"That was such a crazy fight I just defecated myself, liquid brown is going down my legs as we speak this is absolute mayhem"
[interview after the Stock Car trials; Krayzee Tokyo has been eliminated due to having covered the least distance]
Oh, no, no, no, the one that looks like a dustbin or something is out. And you jumped the start! Come on!
It wasn't my fault!
Well, whose fault is it? Father Christmas'?
It's whoever's got the other controller on the same frequency.
That's the worst excuse I've ever heard in my entire life.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Robot Wars pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
