Jonathan Pearce in “Southern Annihilator”

[After the competition, a somewhat moving tribute to fallen House Robot, Matilda, has met her bitter end at the hands of Razer.]

Matilda, created at the dawn of Robot Wars, R.I.P. - Rust In Peace. D.I.A. - Destroyed In Action. D.Y.W.B. - D'you wanna bet?!

[Or has she? Matilda re-enters the arena covered in bandages. The crowd goes wild.]

Oh, yes! The Matriarch of Mayhem, the Sister of Slice & Dice, the Grandmother of Grinding Metal... WILL BE BAAAAAACK!!!